Q: How many business plans & strategies get formulated over lunch or dinner?

A : Lots.

So, how come nobody has recognised the sleeping giant of a market for Nap-Strat paper napkins, the stylish new paper napkins that double as regular diner serviettes but which also come pre-printed with various business planning tools like the Boston Square, The Product Life-Cycle Classic Bell Curve and The All-Time-Classic Triangle, complete with financial breakdown section and all printed on special toughened tissue-paper designed to protect against tearing when used with fountain or ball-point pens. Plus, the easy fold up design of Nap-Strat ensures your plans can travel discreetly with you when you leave the table or for the ultra-security sensitive and government officials, you can opt for the fast burning Nap-Strat Quick-Burn edition for ultimate peace of mind. Available in boxes of 1,000 at $99.99 plus taxes, order your NapStrats today, it'll be the best strategic investment you make this year!

Plus, coming soon exclusively for the UK market, Back-Of-A-Fag-Packet-Strat, all the power of the regular Nap-Strat design but small enough to fit on the back of a regular pack of cigarettes!