International Enquirer

I'm pooped on this. Halley Suitt's cover will be my last official creation only because she phoned me twice on Friday threatening me and she's since emailed doing the same. It's taking a little time to get the inspiration for a suitable cover story, hence the reason I'm retiring - like doh!, anyway I digress, any suggestions for Halley's cover? if so then a freshly made comment room awaits you.

Also, here's the PNG source image file (150k) if you want to make up your own, (where have I heard that line before? Answers on a postcard).

PS. Ryan called. He's in telesales.