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Worry no more, for a small daily fee you can insure your weblog against such a brutal eventuality. Hell, we'll even make shit up that whilst defying all semblance of reality will have your reader(s) believing above all conceivable belief that you are in fact a very interesting person, every day!
In fact, come to think of it why wait for that terrible day? sign up now for your very own ghost-blogging service. I mean shit, it worked for Doc Searls so why can't it work for you? Exactly. 0800-GHOST-BLOG
(Doc Searls has actually stopped paying us to ghost write his blog, sorry Doc, your secret's out in the open, if only you'd kept up your $1.99 per day payments we'd have been able to maintain the quality of blogging your name has become synonymous with. As we said in our last correspondence, don't come running to us when your daily traffic begins to falter. You'll be back. Hehe. Anyway we still have Dave Winer on our books and Chris Locke would be the first to admit that he's seen a big improvement in EGR lately since he ponied up the joining fee.)