I so much want to get my hands on a new baby monitor that recognises the noises and tones your baby makes and determines its mood; happy, hungry, lonely, too warm etc. and the relevant expression on a face shows up on display, particularly useful for first time geek parents. My Mum says she saw it being reviewed on TV last week but never caught the name and I can't find any mention of it anywhere. If you see it let me know.

Right now I'm making quiet cooing noises.