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Debt To Society

I’ve mentioned this issue before but I’ve been thinking about it again in light of the Captain Copyright insanity.

Financial services companies that address the home consumer market with loan and debt consolidation services advertise freely and frequently on commercial children’s TV channels in the UK. I’m not sure about other territories.

My beef in short; they generally take the approach of representing a family at home situation where either or both parents are characterised as being visibly depressed about their financial woes - usually sitting at the breakfast table in the morning just after the mail has been delivered. “Debts getting you down?, can’t afford a holiday? too many store cards?” - the usual doom laden commentary overdubbed on top of this domestic financial nightmare scenario.

Until, that is, you make one simple easy call to XXXXX-A-LOAN and make all your troubles disappear into one simple, easy to manage loan. Next scene is family group hugs, dog wagging tail, beach vacations, beaming smiles all round and soft-focus glow a-plenty.

On commercial satellite channels you’ll typically see one or two of these advertisements during each break. I’d roughly guess that a kid who watches an hour’s worth of childrens programming will be subjected to ten or more adverts in an hour, or between 5-10 minutes per hour.

Aside from objecting to the bad over-acting and duly accepting this isn’t quite in the same league as advertising cigarettes to kids, my conspiracy theory is that the loan companies aren’t altogether bothered (meaning they are secretly happy) about the marketing splash damage that occurs and brainwashes kids (from the age of zero) about how good your life instantly becomes when you borrow money from loan companies. And as a result, how receptive their little brains will end up being when they are themselves of loan obtaining age in later life.

Of course, their reasonable defence is that they are not breaking any laws, nobody is getting provably hurt and the target demographic are actually the parents who will likely be hovering (or hoovering, ahem) around in the background.

But this seems fundamentally morally wrong to me. Like the accusations sometimes levied at McDonalds about kids associating happiness with junk food courtesy of the classic ‘Happy Meal’ and those same kids eating their ways out of depression in adult life because of years of programming.

My personal solution is simple, limit or eliminate the amount of children’s TV my 3 year old daughter watches. But that would be to acquiesce and ignore the festering issue that continues to pollute our kids’ brains and allow cynical finance companies to get away with what I think are immoral practices.

I think I should probably write to the UK advertising standards body and see what they have to say about it.

Boot Camp

I can see the point of Boot Camp from the standpoint of "Why not?" rather than "Why?". I have Virtual PC installed on my Mac* and have used it, oh, five times in the last year and three of those were to demo to friends that, "Check this out! you can run Windows XP on a Mac!". OK, Virtual PC runs dog slow on a Mac Mini which makes it pretty useless for anything other than emergency access to Windows only stuff.

If I owned an Intel Mac then I would definitely install Boot Camp and Windows XP as a smoother alternative to VPC but I think the real audience for Boot Camp isn't already switched users like me who want to run Windows as a real alternative to OS X but, rather, the not-yet-switched Windows users who are looking for a great escape pod to Windows just in case you need that killer Windows only app, right now. Or to play Windows games. Like an insurance policy.

Aside from natively enabling PC games on your computing device of choice, I expect the reality will be more like Virtual PC has been for me - it's nice to have there in case I need it, but actually..

* Credibility Disclaimer : I should say that I have a work supplied Dell notebook at home with me too, so I'm not completely bereft of Windows but I promise I never knowingly use it at home. OK, maybe that one time.

Google Censoring Free Speech

Could someone in the US or anywhere outside the UK kindly download* the Google Talk client for the BlackBerry 7100 (it won't let me do it from inside the UK - talk about Chinese web censorship!**) and drop it into my Gmail inbox at garyturner[at]gmail.com? Muchos gracias, mes amigos.

* Other barriers to adoption of this particular piece of technology other than state censorship are that you need to get to the download link using Internet Explorer 5.0 or above - which probably rules out anyone not running Windows. I'm sure there will be other obstacles yet undiscovered in this process, such as you can only download it during a randomly selected 5 minute window every 24 hours and you name must be Xavier or something.

**Plus, even when it's installed I'm sure it'll still tell me to piss off and put the metaphorical strip of duct tape back over my gob. But curiosity killed the cat. If this is my last post for ever, then called the authorities as I'll have been picked up by men in black helicopters for insurgency, treachery or something unpleasant. Actually, better not contact the authorities. Trust No1.