Digital Lifestyles

Cold War Noir And The Class of '86

As I hurtle towards middle age and the inevitable, inexorable and brutal change in outlook such a life achievement brings, I find myself retracing my existential roots and celebrating them. And, frankly, I can't imagine a better time to become a teenager and then an adult, than the glorious 1980's. But I guess I'm biased.

Aside from big hair, leg-warmers and a hundred and one other examples of eighties fashion aberrations, my teenage years recall the last era of elegantly style, before ripped jeans showed up on the scene. I'm talking about a fashion sense most accurately rendered in movies like Grosse Point Blank, Donnie Darko and Pretty In Pink; not too excessively garish 1980's fashion, just understated - Cold War 'noir' - classically sophisticated. Elegant cool.

The music of the moment is also critical in locking onto the mood of the time; Psychedelic Furs, INXS, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Tears For Fears, Depeche Mode. During the nineties, a degree of distaste for such aural pleasures understandably developed as the social contexts shifted together with attitudes and tastes. But now, 15-20 years later, a degree of distance has allowed a refreshed context to be re-applied and a resulting renewed appreciation is beginning to flourish for what was, for many, a real social renaissance period.

Today the word 'retro' seems to be increasingly used as code for the 1980's and the embryonic electronic phenomenon the decade heralded. The Yamaha DX-7 synthesizer. The CBM-64 and the Sinclair ZX-81. Back To The Future and De Loreans. Pac-man. Digital wristwatches with musical alarms, (I proudly wore one such example; a Zeon Rock Album watch that bleeped simple renditions of five Beatles hits as time alarms), the ancestral precursors to today's mobile ring tones.

I am a retired gamer. The most significant pull for me as a child, teenager and twenty-something was videogames. But I've more or less given up on them in recent years, jaded and detached by much of the recent contemporary tat that passes itself off as entertainment to a fresh generation that doesn't know any better. But lately I've found salvation in the burgeoning Retro movement, games magazines have recently switched onto this with regular and significant retro features and there's even now a complete magazine devoted to the area. These allow me to bask in my youth again and relive those heady days all over again.

A couple of weeks back I visited a small computing museum in the University of Bath in Swindon, where I met up with fellow #joiito regular and, like me, a follower of 80's technological fashion, John Rochester.

It was a total blast manhandling Atari VCS consoles, an Oric-1 and I even managed a quick play of Minestorm on the uniquely classic Vectrex.

But I wonder what the technological revolution will make of its old self as it progressively continues to review its historical origins. The 80's is where it all more or less took off, and the products and marvels of that decade are now being treated with a degree of reverence and respect. The brands, inventors, industry leaders and demigods of the time are now increasingly being viewed through saintly spectacles.

I wonder what we'll be saying, what the view of the digital historians will be on the dotcom boom, Google and blogging, twenty years down the line from now.

Down With Elevator Pitches

It strikes me that the notion of the "Elevator Pitch" is somewhat outmoded today. Plus, it's also fundamentally flawed since in its most common and simplistic definition, it's not able to take into account the height of the building nor the speed of the elevator. For example, a five storey building with an express elevator makes for a very short pitch indeed, whereas a fifty storey building with a clapped out old slo-mo elevator would allow for a fully detailed exposition, a comprehensive cost benefit analysis with a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation and worked examples on ROI with a three week long "try-before-you-buy" trial period.

After 9/11 and since we generally seem to be spending progressively less time cooped up in tall buildings with elevators - like since when did a homeworker/teleworker ever use an elevator let alone an elevator pitch, and modern WiFi workers camped in a Starbucks for an entire morning's toil won't require an elevator anytime soon - then I think the whole notion should be abolished and replaced with something more contemporary.

Later : (I've just had a thought, do salespeople who work for elevator manufacturers actually find themselves using elevator pitches for elevators in elevators? Would express lift salespeople be really concise and to the point or would they just stand there and say nothing, leaving the elevator to make it's own pitch merely by operating smoothly and quickly? Could that therefore be described an elevator elevator elevator pitch in an elevating elevator?)

Digital Lobotomy

For £175 quid, I just ordered one of these in order to cannibalize its internal 4GB compact flash storage for use with my Canon EOS-300D, thus saving me about $250 on the purchase price of the same standalone 4GB compact flash card.

This solves a problem I've been wrestling with for some time, how to manage my holiday photo storage problems without having to take a my notebook with me to back-up my existing 512MB card. I've calculated that with 4.5GB of storage with me, I'll be able to take up to 1,500 photos, which works out to be more than 100 per day of our 14 day holiday. Which should be enough, I think.

Need to figure out what to do with my lobotomized MP3 player afterwards. Shame.